James "Not Matthew" Roberts has compiled a complete listing of all the rules. It is stored here.
No, wait... Wrong set of rules!
#1. Don't Visualize!
#2. REALLY, *Don't* Visualize!
#2.1. Don't Actualize!
#3. Don't flick off a semi. (or other large object; Jay included)
#4. There is no rule #4.
#5. Don't ask any questions.
#6. You don't want to know.
#7. Bard, get down from there!
#8. Shut up Sarah, you're drunk.
#9. Go to sleep, Korey.
#9. No flying in public.
#11. Never ask Candle to repeat himself. NEVER EVER ask Candle to explain himself.
#11.1. Never ask Jay to explain for Candle.
#12. [Temporarily censored by order of Heph.]
#13. Not at the dinner table.
#13.1. Not on the dinner table.
#13.2. Not under the dinner table. (unless you have consent of the group)