The Dinner Group's Just Wrong Couples List
(or, People we'd beat into a bloody pulp if they ever decide to breed)

This is the product of Karin and Tiffy, if you have a problem talk to us, but don't hurt us. Thanks.

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Karin and Shen - "Cuteness overkill factor of 1010"

Telfer and Bethie - "I intellectualize, therefore I am"

Akers and Theresa - "Let's raise a brood of axe murderers."

Heph and Crystal Black - "Workaholics Anomynous anyone?"

Mikyla and Korey - "If we can't kill them with cuteness, we'll kill 'em with geek-speak."

Akers and Crystal D. - "The combined gloom cloud would block out the sun and kill us all!"

Erin and Kermit - "If it moves, fight it. If it dosen't move, challenge it!"

Soran & Janna - "Go AWAY! I'm feeling destructive. *MUHAHAHAHAHAHA*"

Vond and ?????- We can't think of ANY female that would be wrong with Vond.

Jon Lau and Nicole - "Great couple, but they never TALK!

Not-Matt and Alicia - "Looooosssssstttttt iiinnnnn Spppaaaaaccccceeeee..."

Roy and his bagpipes - "And the bagpipes didn't say no..."

Kat and Eric - "Attack of the normal people"

Fields & Sarah - "*sounds of a bong* Damn that's good weed"

Crystal Black & Ryan - (in the voices of Pinky and the Brain) "Crystal: So Ryan what are we going to do tonight? Ryan: The same thing we do every night...try to take over the world."

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And the number one couple we'd kill is..... 

[Censored on threat of death by Bill. Blame him people, I'm for free speech personally.]