The Top 10 Phrases Most Likely To Be Twisted in a Magic: The Gathering Game
This came with Ken on his most recent visit to Tech. (So you know where the blame belongs)

1) "I'll poke her with Tim." 
2) "I'll animate my Crystal Rod and attack!" 
3) "I Force Spiked her Breeding Pit." 
4) "She Sinkholed my Urza's Tower." 
5) "I used my Disrupting Scepter on her, causing her to lose a Flood." 
6) "Her Primal Clay lost all power when I thrust my Serrated Arrow into it!" 
7) "She had had enough of my Battering Ram, so she used her Flooded Shoreline to put it back into my hand." 
8) "My Icy Manipulator tapped her Primordial Ooze." 
9) "She put me in a Stupor, emptying my hand so I could feel her Rack." 
10) "All night she played the Abbey Matron and I played the Repentant Blacksmith."